Vices we love: And *beep* you too

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

And *beep* you too

Who says Korean kids can't learn English? Sure they can! Behold, as proof, the following charming exchange between myself and "David1". (All the Korean kids take on English names sometime around kindergarden. With visions of white picket fences and Western integration, they choose the most middle-of the road monikers. Since there are few of those around, and since they don't have English surnames, the kids wind up being numbered. Julia1 is followed by Julia2 and Julia3 is right behind her.)

Me: "David, open your book."
David1: "No."
Me: (Under my breath.) A rohadt budos kurva anyadat. (Hey, kids need to learn basic Hungarian too.) (Out loud) Open your book right now. (Spoken while leaning over him, trying to intimidate with my girth.)
David1: Fuck you.

If he keeps this up for a few more years, tosses in some 'bitches' and 'hoes' and gets himself a MAC-10, David1 will be ready for the American public school system.


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