Vices we love: Vices we love debuts from Sin City

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Vices we love debuts from Sin City

Here in 'beautiful' east Seoul, where the temperatures are hovering in the zero metric digits, we have come to witness the creation of Vices we love a thoroughly excreable publication masquerading as literature. We at 90 seconds are interviewing the site's creator, who, for obvious reasons, wishes to remain anonymous.


90S: Our readers want to know. Why?
A: Because I'm a complete and utter bastard?
90S: That's a good start but could you share some details with us?
A: Certainly. I was born in a small village in Transylvania where my mother/sister was churning butter at the time. Sharing our one pair of shoes, we walked west towards the French coast when I was but a youth. As we prepared to swim to merry old England, a kindhearted Frenchwoman with ample bosoms and a nose ring pointed out that we could fly to America instead of swimming, We thanked her profusely and agreed to tell her the secrets of pasturization- which my dear mother/sister (moster for short) learned in the labs of the Communist Sciencist People's Army (biological warfare division) while stationed in Afghanistan. This really made the large bosomed lady's day.
90S: *yawning* Fascinating. I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today. Could we pester you in the future?
A: Certainly.

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