To a T

90S: You look ragged
A: First day of taekwondo lessons.
90S: Seriously?
A: Yeah- my boss signed me up for them. Damn my legs hurt.
90S: What is taekwondo anyhow?
A: Kickboxing. But I thought it would be just sort of cutting to the chase- wrong. First there is the whole greeting/putting on a uniform ritual. And then you start the stretching excersizes.
90S: Sit ups?
A: Those too. You start with leg stretches, then sit ups, and afterwards you practice punching and kicking.
90S: How long is the program?
A: an hour a day, five days a week. We'll see how long I'll survive.
90S: Have ye a lil faith.....