I write more letters: An open letter to the guy eyeing me outside the subway station

Dear guy eyeing me outside the subway station:

First, let me tell you how flattered I am. It is not often that I am "checked out" so blatantly that I actually take notice, but your transparent oogling was evident, even to myself, despite the fact that I suffer from a mild, and still debilitating combination of autism and agoraphobia, I was still able to notice. There I was, just outside the train station, working up the courage to go into Caliente's (the best and only salsa club in Korea), when I saw you look me up and down. And side to side. You saw me. I saw you. You smiled. I frowned studiously. This was a truly difficult moment for me.

You see, even though I had my ego flattered (stroked!) by your blatant oogling, I am still in no way attracted to men. How could I be? I'm a man. I know what dirtbags we are. As well, I have been preoccupied with thoughts of a specific young lady for some time now. But that is beside the point. The point is, I was flattered, in spite of my disinterest. You not only made (a portion of) my evening, but gave me something to blog about. For this, I thank you.

Sincerely
Asiatown