Say anything
I was informed on this, one of the waning days of my employment, that my school would be holding a speech contest where my brilliance will finally shine like a diamond (or zirconium). Michelle gave me the script for each class so they can memorize it. The grammar, spelling and overall syntax almost made me cry. Oh well. They will memorize and recite this butchered prose to baffled parents who will think that I'm the cat's (miguk) pajamas just before my employer's knife enters one inch below my right shoulderblade.
posted by asiatown77 @ 13:54
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Wise man say, "Always stab first."
Confucious say, "move to China for a while and come back to Korea for sweet uni gig."
Confucius is dead for a good reason?
do you think there is teen pregnancy among asian teens?
do asian people actually have sex?
I think that would be hilarious to see.
I wonder if they have sex very fast.
Like kong-fu.
Asian people dont have asses.
I think any ajosshi woth his salt will cause at least one teen pregnancy in his lifetime but will never allow it to be revealed, lest he lose face.
And yes, posteriors are lacking in these parts. As are breasts. Ah well. No place is perfect.
Also, Confucius is dead. But wise man still he was.
So if there is no T or A in Korea how do we account for all those late night OCN 'specials' ?
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