Finally what you always wanted

By my counting, (or Blogger's anyhoo) 7252 people visited this site since its inception.

G-D DAMN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Never mind. Because after thirteen months of morose navel-gazing, your reward has arrived.

I

HAVE

WRITTEN

AN E-BOOK.

Actually at 7 pages it is more of an e-pamphlet but who is counting, yes? Now, the laws of capitalism dictate that instead of unleashing this gem on one and all, I must recieve moolah. And after much consideration, and looking at the fancy font I used, I settled on a price of...

5 Whatchamacallits.

That's it. 5 Whatchamacallits. Call it dollars, euros, pounds, whathaveyou, 5 of them is all I ask for. So how will this work? Well, I set up an alternate email addy, huefl @ yahoo.com which is where you should send the 5 Whatchamacallits via Paypal. Once that his done, you are in receipt of the most adacious book (pamphlet!) of literature ever not plagerized. (How could someone with my style plagerize for fucks sake, when I can't even spell that word?)

So you know...get on it.