I gotta know...
Okay so this blog has a site meter which I check out pretty often. Usually it's a select few readers like Peemil and Adamin, along with a variety of EFL vagrants. A sizeable number are desperate men doing blog searches for sex and porn. (Men searching for giving money away, hiring an apprentice, and finding a hot young stud to do my model wife should also gravitate this way.)
But today, I saw something new. A Canadian IP address that came directly to this page and spent 76 minutes reading it. 76 minutes. That's 3 Paris Hiltons. Who are you, you mysterious, desperate, hopefully wealthy, sexy woman? Who?
posted by asiatown77 @ 21:39
2 Comments:
Darling, I confess: it was me.
I found your site (via Noorster) extremely interesting and VERY funny indeed. You are a true explorer. I wish I could swear so much in public and kvetch all day long too. Perhaps I should set myself another blog, only anonymous this time – and tell the Canadians what I REALLY think about them, and be the bitch I truly am.
Humbly yours,
Hadas
Ps: I do regret to inform you that I’m not desperate nor wealthy. I think this entry is hilarious.
But you are, by implication, both sexy and a woman. This is progress. Next question: Who was the Egyptian who spent 3 minutes (1/9th of a Paris Hilton-which can be measured in grams on the scale of the local police station) looking me over?
Okay, my desperate drive for shallow affirmation is over.
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