Vices we love: The story of the goblin, the goat and the hermaphrodite princess

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The story of the goblin, the goat and the hermaphrodite princess

(As told by the goblin)
An Asiatown illustration
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Pricess in a lovely castle surrounded by a garden of pretty flowers. It was a beautiful time. However, the Princess, who was a hermaphrodite, suffered from constant diarreha. Such an affliction was brought about by having eaten a poisoned banana given to her by the goblin who guarded the garden, the castle and the princess.

Why would she eat the poisoned banana, especially since the castle had no bathroom, only a window for her to do her business? Well you see, this princess was not very smart and she would eat most anything a man or creature offered. Soon, she was afflicted with diarrehea day and night as she waited to be rescued from the goblin and the castle.

Her rescuer was neither a prince, princess or combination thereof. Rather, it was the zebra who had escaped from the zoo to munch on grass throughout the countryside when he happened upon the garden and goblin. He and the goblin fought ferociously over a patch of dead grass when the zebra knocked him over with his own horns (it was a special kind of zebra straight from Chernobyl.) The creature charged the castle and was soon inside the castle and the princess with whom he or she lived happily ever. Or at least this was the story my class told me when I was a fledgling student teacher in Silesia.

5 Comments:

Blogger peemil said...

*Whispers*

I think it's a code.

12:05 AM  
Blogger AL said...

it is no code. it is the new gospel. all non-believers will parish in the fiery pits of the all-knowing paint can.

AL

http://baconbitsandmidgetparts.blogspot.com

12:46 AM  
Blogger Adalmin said...

It's an allegory! About the Bush Administration! The rascals!

7:41 AM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

peemil- I thought this lil tale would be right up your alley.

Al-welcome aboard O Canadian shyster. Preach it brother!

7:42 AM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

Adalmin my special hombre, who would G.W. be? The zebra? With America as the princess? But the who is the goblin? OPEC?

7:43 AM  

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