Vices we love: Ladies, I need your advice

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Ladies, I need your advice

I don't know how many of those who read this blog are women, but your input would be appreciated.

Let us assume that you are in a mid-level position at a small University somewhere. Could be somewhere in Poland for all I know. And let's say your boss takes away or somehow screws up your vacation time. After hearing this, you return to your office for a meeting with someone- who could be Asiatown- maybe:

First question- would this news cause you to run up and down the hallway, half-sobbing, half-shrieking "she is not taking my vacation time!"?

Second question- would you then proceed to lock yourself in the bathroom and wail for twenty minutes in the above-described fashion?

Third- would you proceed to the meeting, in tears but no longer hysterical, and ask Asiatown in all seriousness: "What's wrong? You've never seen a woman cry before?"

And finally- what is the appropriate reaction to all this?

13 Comments:

Anonymous woman said...

Baahhh whhhaaa boooo haaaaa waaaaa gooooo boooo wwaaaa bbbbaaaa.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous noorster said...

Something along the lines of "Awwwww. There, there".
OR
"The bitch!"

2:25 PM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

I took the "Awww. There, there" approach. But she was really hamming it up so I cut it short. Maybe I could have gotten some Polish lovin' with a bit more patience.

4:14 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

Women in distress never put out.

They're only looking for a bizarre form of reinforcement known only to the female mind.

What you should of done is, stomp on her foot, and while she was taking in that new information, deliver a brutal elbow in the face.

Kick her while she is down?

That is up to you.

9:05 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

I was helping a lady who had broken down in a car park.

Battery was fucked.

So I got out the jumper leads and while I was fiddling around in the trunk trying to find them, she had the audacity to say.

"Hurry up- I've got a meeting to attend."

Right then. Fuck you too.

Close trunk, get in car, drive off.

I'm no woman's slave and a little bit of graciousness goes a long way.

9:09 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

Women these days have forgotten how to behaviour in an appropriate feminine manner.

If I wanted someone who behaved like a man, I'd become "Johnny Gay Arse."

But I don't. I want a woman.

9:12 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

And the problem is this-

Society reinforces the masculine behaviour from women.

It all comes back to a mob of lesbian feminists who would love to see a world of butch women who'll fist them till dawn.

9:14 PM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

You have a future as a women's studies professor.

And I hate being a decent human being. How can I be a dick?

9:37 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

Don't lie.

I have no future.

5:27 AM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

Korea perhaps?

Wait, this feeds into the no future gambit doesn't it?

6:22 PM  
Anonymous amy said...

"Women in distress never put out."
-- That's not entirely true.

Also, there is no appropriate reaction. If a girl is crying, then everything you do is going to be wrong. Additionally, all the things that you don't do are wrong. Just so you know.

Alternatively, you could have said, "No, I've never seen a woman cry before."

4:17 AM  
Blogger JerseyTjej said...

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1:00 PM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

I HAVE seen a woman cry before.
I didn't like it.

12:46 PM  

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