Vices we love: Relationship tango

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Relationship tango

You are about to learn just how asiatown goes through a relationship. First, there is the initial approach. I'm a visual person...the attraction is visual as well. Superficial, sure, but when approaching a stranger the exterior is all you know. So, the first thing that happens is, I see a beautiful woman. Her, for example

Now that She is in my sights, it's time to get serious. I mean, time to drool. About ninety-five percent of my relationships end at this stage. Sure, the worst she can say is no, but admit it, that's pretty bad. Assume however that she says yes. My uncle always did call me a bullshit artist so there is hope. Like many kids from broken homes, I imagine "magical forever loooove" on the spot. This is bad. Bad because I get attached. Women don't go for that. Or is it just New York women? Another downfall is that in a few weeks time, I start imagining the future Now kids, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Women want to go at it just like men. They dislike committment just like men. So usually we wind up something like this

What can we, as a group learn from all this? To wear two condoms at all times- one for your privates and one for your heart. And to take stuff one day at a time. Darn that's hard to do.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are one odd little man

2:46 AM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

Thank you lover. :)

11:18 AM  
Blogger Cal-mo-dee said...

Never give all the Heart

Never give all the heart, for love
Will hardly seem worth thinking of
To passionate women if it seem
Certain, and they never dream
That it fades out from kiss to kiss;
For everything that's lovely is
But a brief, dreamy, kind delight.
O never give the heart outright,
For they, for all smooth lips can say,
Have given their hearts up to the play.
And who could play it well enough
If deaf and dumb and blind with love?
He that made this knows all the cost,
For he gave all his heart and lost.

Bitter bitter Yeats. If he says don't do it, it must be true.

5:37 PM  

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