Vices we love: Revelations

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Revelations

Today, Asiatown had a surprise visitor, a gent Asiatown himself did not believe existed. Yes, it was the Lord
And Himself declared:

"I have come to you in a glucose-induced vision grasshopper, to advice offer. I see you struggle still. Allow me to impart wisdom as follows:
Never before have you money much had. Now you may if opportunity you seize. Allow your conscience to rest at leisure. Try for little. Have fun with young ones. They know not what they seek, except mindless entertainment. Your sixth grade class today...oy sight to behold it was! No books. No work. No English much-or is that muchee, eh? Oh we enigmatic Canadians...hee.
But young ones smile. Young ones enjoy. Even Julie the she-beast enjoy. Never forget grasshopper. 'tis is your true mission on the ROK. Worry not. Fear nothing. Try little. Have yea a grand old time until fool money runs out of. It is what they seek."

7 Comments:

Blogger peemil said...

Yoda is a Kiwi.

I always said there was something off about that chap.

9:50 PM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

Interesting that you should mention Kiwis. A few weeks ago I was hanging out at this monthly party for foreigners downtown and was priviliged to witness a drunken New Zealander (whom I subsequently befriended) put "the moves" on an equally drunk Korean woman about twenty years his senior. His opening line?

"Do you shave your pussy?" (Spoken in a drunken Kiwi drawl.) Smooth.

2:13 AM  
Blogger Adalmin said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

11:37 AM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

Hey you gotta give points for originality. I just ask if they like odd or even numbers.

12:42 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

That's brilliant. You might as well get the small talk out of the way straight away.

11:56 PM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

Really cuts to the heart of the matter, doesn't it?

12:55 AM  
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6:23 AM  

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