Calling all South Carolina bloggers

What say yea? Clemson, Greenville, Orangeburg? What are these places? Who lives there? What they do? And can I hitchike or will I need a car? Remember, if I need a car, you'll need armor, so answer carefully. Details, tips, threats and donations all welcome. (Unless, this being EFL, I wind up in Port Moresby instead of the Port of Charleston. And maybe even then.)