Vices we love: A study in contrasts

Monday, February 06, 2006

A study in contrasts

Remember my Korea physical? Today was the Polish version:

Walk to the office with your fellow foreign rejects. Wait. Smoke a few cigarettes if you would like- the doctor sure does.

Go in. Take off your shirt before the fetching Polish nurses. Get your vitals checked. Answer honestly about your past medical history or lack of. Get government form testilying to your fab health and amazing conditioning. Go home.

15 Comments:

Blogger peemil said...

Smoke a few cigarettes if you would like- the doctor sure does.

I like Doctors who smoke. Considering all they've seen, that's a real finger to the World isn't it?

"Fuck- I may have seen lungs full of cancer, but by God- I'm going to keep puffin' away."

Champions.

11:36 PM  
Blogger Adalmin said...

I'd hate to have that doctor breathe over an infected wound.

8:14 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

Oh don't be a girl.

Whatever doesn't kill you can only make you stronger.

9:27 PM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

She is a girl- or so it would seem. Far be it for me to confine her to gender-specific roles and repress her true cultural and sociological identity. Do I sound like a grad student yet?

9:28 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

"Do I sound like a grad student yet?'

More like an undergrad with his hand on it.

6:55 AM  
Blogger Adalmin said...

You sound like a perv.

12:58 AM  
Blogger asiatown77 said...

Awww....

Matchmaker, matchmaker.....

9:02 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

I'm not the one sticking pictures of MMM's bum on their website.

9:49 PM  
Blogger Adalmin said...

Shut up, j00. Eminem's bum must be viewed by all who considered themselves human, because his bum? Is such a wonderful bum.

5:36 AM  
Blogger peemil said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

4:53 AM  
Blogger peemil said...

And there you have it. MMM has a fine arse. You heard it first on "Vices we love."

Personally, I don't get much of a kick out of it- Would much prefer to give it a right kicking- But hey? Whatever floats your boat.

4:54 AM  
Blogger Adalmin said...

I wonder what he chose to delete in a comments section riddled with "fuck"s and "bum"s and "MMM"s.

11:53 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

The deleted message was the same as the other- Except in the deleted message, I failed to mention that I'd like to give MMM a good kick in the head.

I think it's important to mention that.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Adalmin said...

Is it the same when I say that I would like to give MMM some man-love in the rear? Because I would totally love to do that, but boy, he's gonna scream!

7:13 AM  
Blogger peemil said...

Disturbed.

6:02 AM  

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