And Marx would be so proud

Bloody hell as my UK EFL brethen say. Can't fight modernity anymore. I'm starting on a large scale, being the ambitious Eastern block immigrant that I am. Unless you send, and continue sending funds to my paypal account at impoverished_college_grad@yahoo.com, I will go to work today and inflict poorly written Konglish-based EFL books on upwards of 80 children. Pics of these precious tykes will be posted periodically as a reminder of the emotional aspect of my vicious act of blackmail. Funds received must be no less than $2100 U.S. per month.

As (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Struthers) would say, "Please think of the children!"