Expat Expert

I got roped into a school trip tomorrow morning to the beautiful city of Incheon, home, most significantly, of an airport that will serve to get me off this godfersaken island. Or peninsula.

My place in Ansan is near Hanyang University so I met up with a bunch of English teachers, lads in their thirties and forties who drink massive amounts of beer and have been here, on average, 10 years each. Will, I, dear reader, be here for 10 years? Only 9 years and 233 days left....