Forrest comes to Korea to teach English

"ESLer Gump! What is your sole purpose within the borders of the Unified Democratic Socialist Hangul People's Republic of Corea?"

"To shave every day, stay white, play hangman, smile, bow, eat kimchi and do whatever you tell me to do O Wise One!"

"Goddamnit ESLer Gump! You are a fucking geniuse! You will serve a University Unit one day! Now go and play hangman!"

"Yes Wongjamin!"